The top 9 on my “Do not kill unless absolutely necessary” list:

• xwhatserface A charming lady with thighs of steel, the balls of brass and the voice of steel wool
• whyhellohun A robust mongaloid with 86 arms, each with separate personalities
• thedailywhat Scabies!
• thisshipissinkingtonight I’m not entirely sure on this one, but I think she’s just a bag of thumb tacks in a poncho
• guitarsandstars Posts a lot of butts. I mean, A LOT of butts. The way you’d think of the universe as being numerous
• discoverynews Wanna learn some cool shit? This guy right here.
• angerboner This is my brother, with whom I am well cheesed.
• downwithwarupwithwhores She gets in fights and wins. Real fights. internet fights. 
• laughingsquid Brad Pitt was sensational!

My dash is funny