No I will not fade a nebula over top of my profile picture

Due to space being a vacuum, I will not sully my character by using the space metaphor to describe myself.

Space:

• Huge
• Empty
• Ongoing
• Gender-neutral
• Full of theories that kill people (black holes etc.)
• devoid of opinions
• Will not laugh at the fat kid when he falls off his bike
• Will make you explode

Me:

• Smaller
• Full of breakfast
• Finite
• Definitely Male
• Couldn’t kill anyone if I tried
• sorta racist
• Enjoys trolling
• Still trying to find a way to make people explode without putting them in space

Space and I are very different. Therefore I will not create a new layer over my profile picture  and adjust the opacity so it looks like I’m made of space.

This has been a breakfast tangent by Duncan Crone.

Spam mail: Are they even trying anymore?

Y’know…normal spam mail n’ stuff…

Sent from 

And introduced to me

Are you schizophrenic or just really, really, really bad at the internet?

Just found a receipt on the kitchen table

Not just any receipt. It was from SECOND STAR COMICS AND TOYS where I used to work.

My past is coming back to haunt me.

Is there a finite amount of swagger in this universe?

Also, when will it run out

Hey, Cold that I’m sick with, feel that burning sensation?

That’d be the jalapenos on my sub, Fucker!

SUCK ON THAT!