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Apr 8 '13

A platonic relationship IS called friendship though. That’s why the term is so frickin stupid

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Nov 1 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: with all the talk of girls dressing like tramps…

Nopenopenope. They can dress however they want to if it makes them feel good about themselves. You don’t police what women wear. It does not make them “tramps” but even if they did like sex, the problem is? Nothing.

oh look it’s the reason I hate tumblr

Don’t get me wrong I’m all for individuality and that whole “strong independant woman who don’t need no man/you go girl” attitude

But you also have to be conscious of the example you’re setting. Not to mention the implied deep-seated psychological issues this is a product of, thanks to advertising and media stereotypes about Women and “what they should look like.”

I mean I’m just a blog, not a cop, I just think dressing like your tailor got lazy and stopped making the second half of your costume is fucking stupid and I will judge the hell out of you regardless.

Plus a big ornate costume is so much more awesome than just “a sexy [noun]”

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Nov 1 '12

crackinwise replied to your chat: Lord of The Rings: Uses trick photography to make…

Not a bad thing. Dude is an awesome actor in everything.

Never said it was bad, just thought it was funny…

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Oct 25 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: what is this middle school bullshit I’d be all…

How is high school not a public school? If it’s a private high school… Grade/Elementary school, Middle/Junior High school, High school/ GED, College. Unless you’re in Brazil & gettin screwed. Be linguistically tolerant, ya angry butt

fine, jesus. Elementary school

I’m going the fuck back to bed

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Jul 12 '12

crackinwise replied to your photo: Just cleaned the bathtub drain. None of that hair…

imagine how much of that is pubes

die.

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Jul 9 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: In response to the girl that punched that dude

I’m not sure being able to knock a girl out in one punch is saying much

what…?

where did I ever say I’d hit her?

Plus I couldn’t even knock out a puppy in one punch. stop making shit up

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Jun 5 '12

crackinwise replied to your photoThis guy is a fucking dick (Taken with instagram)

It’s a girl. She’s a bitch.

 narcisissticprick replied to your photoThis guy is a fucking dick (Taken with instagram)

That’s actually a girl, the males have green heads

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May 30 '12

crackinwise replied to your postxwhatserface replied to your post

but they gave a shit about their car and how slick their hair was

thus circling back to the idea of “caring about the wrong things”

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May 6 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: crackinwise replied to your post: just got…

Yes? Why, what’d i do?

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May 5 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: just got unfollowed by a 13-year-old straight edge…

They may have family they’ve seen go off the rails and want no part in it. Straight Edge is extreme but they’re young trying to find a safe place to belong. They might try things when older. Might not. Abstinence isn’t bad when you have no libido.

didja read the rest of the post past the first few sentences?

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Apr 23 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: Wal-Mart is a bad company and giving this company…

Pays my mom tho

>____>

Are you cussin’ with me

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Mar 16 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: crackinwise replied to your post: If you’re gonna…

Would “The Great Outdoors” make your experience feel inferior?

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Mar 16 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: If you’re gonna kill me, next time bring a few friends

Would “The Great Outdoors” cheer you up?

you always seem to derive the wrong thing out of most of my posts.

I was remarking that it was badass

not that I needed cheering up :/

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Mar 12 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: crackinwise replied to your post: crackinwise…

But…you ball-bust all the time. I can’t tell if you’re being serious here.

it’s Monday

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Mar 12 '12

crackinwise replied to your post: crackinwise replied to your post: crackinwise…

How was i shitty? You follow people who post about fandoms and hate it. I was curious.

what country are you from where busting people’s chops isn’t considered shitty

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