Today can just get fucked, four eyes.

Why is there no water-flavoured candy?

I’d also like to add that this is my first time on a big boat like this so its kind of a big deal for me :)

Exactly who thought it would be a good idea to base a television show in New Jersey? I bet they’ve fled the country (or at least Jersey) with all their money changed to Euros in an expensive jet.

Holy shit it’s a nice fucking day out

The goddamn walk to work is gonna be lovely as all shit!

Just because one boy was a dick, doesn’t mean every one of them is going to be.

Some people are like quadriplegics at a high jump.

YOU JUST CAN’T GET OVER IT.