No I will not fade a nebula over top of my profile picture

Due to space being a vacuum, I will not sully my character by using the space metaphor to describe myself.

Space:

• Huge
• Empty
• Ongoing
• Gender-neutral
• Full of theories that kill people (black holes etc.)
• devoid of opinions
• Will not laugh at the fat kid when he falls off his bike
• Will make you explode

Me:

• Smaller
• Full of breakfast
• Finite
• Definitely Male
• Couldn’t kill anyone if I tried
• sorta racist
• Enjoys trolling
• Still trying to find a way to make people explode without putting them in space

Space and I are very different. Therefore I will not create a new layer over my profile picture  and adjust the opacity so it looks like I’m made of space.

This has been a breakfast tangent by Duncan Crone.