In response to the girl that punched that dude

This is the girl I mean.

Yes, she punched a dude in the face for really no actually good reason* and then glorified her “victory” on tumblr.

At this point we’ve heard both sides of the argument so we don’t need this to show up fifty million fucking times on my tumblr dashboard.

The bottom line is that she did what she did and now she probably feels like a bag of dicks due to all the reblogs and wristslap-style of attention it’s bringing her.

Not to mention that her hand probably hurts like fried fuck.

*dude behind her made a rape joke so her rational solution is to serve up a fist sandwich

TL;DR VERSION:

• Rape is bad
• Rape jokes are tasteless
• Dark Humor is still humor
• Violence is not a passable answer
• If this girl met me one of us would be hospitalized
• Probably her, because I could rattle off just one sentence that would cause multiple brain hemorrhages and she’d drop like yesterday’s jam
• I am the reigning champ of conflict resolution
• WHAT’S NEEDED TO BE SAID HAS BEEN SAID
• SO WE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF OF THIS TOPIC PLEASE